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I passed 1.4k with The Doctor or something so anything goes meme! First impressions, relationships, hot or not, questions, HOW DO I CAMPANION (© Ronan) , or whateveeeer. Ask me things!!!

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It would go explosively. No one is surprised.

Ronan would be one of those awesome Christmas Special companions because he is so cool, he is only allowed one episode. There are probably Daleks in Ireland or the Wizard World (TM) or wherever it is he lives. But for once, the day is saved and everybody lives because I said so. It is an entire day of them trying to one-up each other, while secretly (or in the Doctor's case, not-so-secretly) being impressed with each other. It ends with them wearing awesome hats, sipping non-alcoholic beverages, and looking at the sunset before their goodbyes.

"BE MY COMPANION, RONAN COOLKID NOLAN."

"No, I am too busy being cool."

":( Suit yourself, the TARDIS doors are always open, ect."

"No, you misunderstand, you can be my companion. That is acceptable."

"...I've got to go." 

Also, at some point during the episode, Rory dies, and we all want to rip our hearts out because Moffat. Afterwards, the fans start a petition to BRING BACK RONAN COOLKID NOLAN, but Moffat ignores this, because love is over.

was that even coherent

TELL ME HOW THINGS WOULD GO IF THE DOCTOR WAS RONAN'S COMPANION. 

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The TARDIS would get stuck in Ronan's Ireland because things go really weird over there and stuff bleeds through from other dimensions all the time. The TARDIS disappears into a sideways dimension, and Ronan has to take the Doctor on an adventure to get it back. Hilarity ensues, mostly involving weird historical and mythological meetings, where the inhabitants know the Doctor and are downright terrified of him because dude has a reputation and the Time War was kind of horrible okay. A few work out what Ronan is and give him weird looks, that Ronan refuses to explain because explanations are effort.

Along the way they discover a wizard who needs a hand and as it turns out the Doctor holds the answer to their quandary. That person was also able to point them in the general direction of the TARDIS, who is currently being worshipped as a goddess of some description. (She becomes very vain about this for some time afterward)

Finally, at the end, the Lone Power shows up and they convince him to wear a fez. It is taken by the fez and so goes off to find a mirror, leaving the Doctor very amused, Ronan rather non-plussed and wondering if this is a redeemed one or not. The Doctor is of little assistance though, as he is distracted by a Pig that apparently exists in all spacetime at once.

Eventually they go home and no-one died though a lot of hard lessons were learned, it was a bittersweet victory as the Doctor really missed his fez.

Hot or Not - Ronan, Julian, Hope (also Asbel and Elliot if it amuses you).

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Ronan: ...Hot.

Julian: Too troubled, protectiveness pinged by angry/sad kid feelings.

Hope: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by sad kid feelings.

Asbel: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by happy kid feelings.

Elliot: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by angry/sad kid feelings.