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So tell me how a hypothetical meeting with Ronan and the Doctor would go outside of camp, other than arguing over who is who's companion.

It would go explosively. No one is surprised.

Ronan would be one of those awesome Christmas Special companions because he is so cool, he is only allowed one episode. There are probably Daleks in Ireland or the Wizard World (TM) or wherever it is he lives. But for once, the day is saved and everybody lives because I said so. It is an entire day of them trying to one-up each other, while secretly (or in the Doctor's case, not-so-secretly) being impressed with each other. It ends with them wearing awesome hats, sipping non-alcoholic beverages, and looking at the sunset before their goodbyes.

"BE MY COMPANION, RONAN COOLKID NOLAN."

"No, I am too busy being cool."

":( Suit yourself, the TARDIS doors are always open, ect."

"No, you misunderstand, you can be my companion. That is acceptable."

"...I've got to go."

Also, at some point during the episode, Rory dies, and we all want to rip our hearts out because Moffat. Afterwards, the fans start a petition to BRING BACK RONAN COOLKID NOLAN, but Moffat ignores this, because love is over.

was that even coherent

TELL ME HOW THINGS WOULD GO IF THE DOCTOR WAS RONAN'S COMPANION.

The TARDIS would get stuck in Ronan's Ireland because things go really weird over there and stuff bleeds through from other dimensions all the time. The TARDIS disappears into a sideways dimension, and Ronan has to take the Doctor on an adventure to get it back. Hilarity ensues, mostly involving weird historical and mythological meetings, where the inhabitants know the Doctor and are downright terrified of him because dude has a reputation and the Time War was kind of horrible okay. A few work out what Ronan is and give him weird looks, that Ronan refuses to explain because explanations are effort.

Along the way they discover a wizard who needs a hand and as it turns out the Doctor holds the answer to their quandary. That person was also able to point them in the general direction of the TARDIS, who is currently being worshipped as a goddess of some description. (She becomes very vain about this for some time afterward)

Finally, at the end, the Lone Power shows up and they convince him to wear a fez. It is taken by the fez and so goes off to find a mirror, leaving the Doctor very amused, Ronan rather non-plussed and wondering if this is a redeemed one or not. The Doctor is of little assistance though, as he is distracted by a Pig that apparently exists in all spacetime at once.

Eventually they go home and no-one died though a lot of hard lessons were learned, it was a bittersweet victory as the Doctor really missed his fez.

Hot or Not - Ronan, Julian, Hope (also Asbel and Elliot if it amuses you).

Ronan: ...Hot.

Julian: Too troubled, protectiveness pinged by angry/sad kid feelings.

Hope: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by sad kid feelings.

Asbel: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by happy kid feelings.

Elliot: Too adorable, protectiveness pinged by angry/sad kid feelings.

First impressions? :3

THE DOCTOR THINKS SOPHIE-ANNE IS THE GREATEST.

No, really.

First off, Sophie-Anne is a vampire. In one of the DW novels, the Doctor talks about how vampires are his favorites, and how when he was little he really liked the Gallifreyan stories about vampires. (IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT the majority of Gallifreyan vampire stories involve vampires and Gallifreyans killing each other, soooo. Yep. The Doctor was a weird Time Tot.) Anyway, I can't remember which novel that came from, but I'm counting it as canon because it's awesome.

Secondly, Sophie-Anne is so chill and matter-of-fact. She rolls with his...Doctorosity, I guess. And he thinks that's cool.

But mostly she is a vampire and vampires are his favorites. Also, she's ginger, which is plus 50000000 more cool points.

HEY THERE, FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

i might decide to do more. but that first.

The Doctor really likes Vanille! She's sweet, adorable, friendly, and obviously hiding trauma feels.

He meant what he said about her being welcome to travel with him and about saving her world. He definitely sympathizes with the losing your home thing because he is THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS (TM), but...he would help her regardless of that. He's fond of the FFXII cast in general because they are all obviously squishy and full of trauma. They are also still kids to him, kids who need help. And he has the biggest soft spot in the world for sad kids :(

BASICALLY, he wants to love her and hug her and show her all of time and space!! NO MORE TEARS ALLOWED.

NOW TELL ME VANILLE'S FIRST IMPRESSION OF THE DOCTOR.

ALL RIGHT, a few things i'd like to point out before i dive right into this. vanille is omissive and evasive. she usually doesn't talk about a lot of things that happened back home unless she's (a) being vague enough where she doesn't have to explain it in depth or (b) giving bits and pieces of information to different people so they can't really see the whole picture. so she uses kinds of information to appease people, give them just enough so they don't ask her questions. MOST OF THE TIME THIS WORKS, sometimes it doesn't but that's a story for another day.

it's interesting with the doctor because she really feels that he's sincere when he says he's going to help them, and in that she feels obligated to tell him the truth. so while she occasionally holds back because she doesn't know him that well, she really does want to tell him things. as in... i think she wants to vomit her whole trauma bg all over him (sorry). i just don't think that she's ready to do that. tbh, part of their relationship started because she really wanted him to help hope because TIME MACHINE, but she found that she really did like him.

HE'S KIND OF DORKY AND HILARIOUS, but sincere and kind and she'll probably patter after him for a while and make fun of his clothing choices. also slumber parties in the tardis we are painting nails and braiding hair.

Edited 2012-05-01 02:22 (UTC)

First impressions?

The Doctor is being 100% sincere when he say Vanya is cool, smart, ect.

He really does like her, and wants to have all the adventures with her. (TARDIS SLEEPOVERS!!) He also...admires her, for lack of a better word, heart. She worries so much about others, and cares so much about them and what they think, and it seems like it's often her first instinct to do so, so he can't help but admire that. Her sweetness, her innocence in that way...it's impressive to him. It's one of his favorite things about humanity. More than anything, he just wants to be her friend and help her build her self-confidence. SAD KIDS ARE A PING FOR HIM. ALSO, he wants her to know that it's okay to cry or be scared or insert-other-sometimes-looked-down-upon-thing-here. She has a lot of the same issues he does, except he pretends he doesn't have them most of the time :)

Also, she was friends with Amy, which means she's extra special because the Doctor is a sap.

SO, VANYA, PLEASE BE HIS FRIEND AND HOLD HIS HAND ON THE GHOST TRAIN.

Now, Vanya's first impression of the Doctor!

Vanya completely adores the Doctor already! She thinks he's just the coolest and she wants to ask him all the questions and hear his stories and explore the TARDIS forever. It makes complete sense to her why the Doctor and Amy are friends and Vanya's a bit surprised but really grateful that the Doctor wants to be her friend, too.

It's also comforting to her that though the Doctor's an adult he doesn't really act in the way she thinks adults should. She was shocked to hear that he gets scared in haunted houses, but it was also extremely reassuring. A random note is that he says her name a lot! Hargreeves refuses to call Vanya by her name, so whenever people do so, especially adults, it's kind of a big deal for Vanya and she notices it.

So yes! Basically, Vanya likes the Doctor a whole lot and will want to keep bothering him, though not too much that he'll get annoyed. And she definitely wants to prove to him that it was a good decision to decide to be friends with her.

First impressions!

BESIDES THE SHALLOW, oh my god, his name is so cool, look how serious he is, he's dating peter and that is so hilaridorable, he probably thinks I'm nuttier than a fruitcake and that is amusing feelings...

Lincoln seems like a really cool guy to him! A little straight-laced, but definitely cool. He's obviously seen his fair share of danger and whatnot, which is always a ping for the Doctor, especially now that Peter has told him about some of the chaos that is the Fringe universe. LINCOLN IS OBVIOUSLY INTERESTING if he's come out of that relatively okay. Also, Lincoln reminds the Doctor of his companion Rory, because while he does side-eye the Doctor a little and probably thinks he's at least kind of crazy, he just...goes along with it, which is appreciated.

BASICALLY, the Doctor will gladly bother Lincoln any time he sees him around. On top of that, he is a Romantic Sappy McSapface so he will bother him EXTRA about Peter every time the opportunity arises. PREPARE YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY, Agent Lee.

Now, the question is, what does cool kid Agent Lee think of the Doctor so far?

Did I hurt all your feelings, Doctor~

YES. YOU'RE MEAN TO ME.

I will come back to this and word vomit a million feelings because the Doctor's main issues with camp and with himself in general are pinged/stabbed by Leto.

BUT HE STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS!!!!

I EXPECT ALL THE FEELINGS.

Where'd the Doctor learn to flirt? Head canon?

NO ONE TAUGHT HIM EVER.

He is just winging it all day, every day. He is a ROMANTIC SAP, though, because he loves fairy tales and the like, which is why he is the best boyfriend when he's not accidentally ruining your life/erasing you from existence/endangering your family/killing you/being killed by you.

He flirts unconsciously because it's just how he is. Super friendly, super dorky, and someone who needs a lot of attention. He has a habit of...just matching whoever's he's speaking to?

BUT MOSTLY HE IS DUMB AND FLIRTING UNCONSCIOUSLY AND WINGING IT LIKE A THING THAT WINGS IT BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING.

What is the most badass thing Cindy's ever done?

Her whole 200 year career is badass--but she thinks managing to be a diplomat and stitching up an alliance deal in three days is pretty badass because she hates doing diplomacy. Voluntary animal transformation, parachute-jumps and fancy footwork amongst giants were the more fun parts while dealing with witches and taking orders from her ex-husband the mayor were the worst bits of that mission.

What's the Doctor's ideal vacation?

TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM

so I guess first impressions for Machika and Jack?

MACHIKA: I was not kidding when I said everyone else might as well go home. Machika is everything the Doctor thinks is great about the human race and life in general. She shot up to the top of his favorites list, and all she had to do was say "I'd punch them, but then I'd hug them."

Machika is so full of life and moxie, but she still wants to hug everyone who's sad and punch everyone who's dumb WHICH IS BASICALLY THE GREATEST THING EVER.

The Doctor wants to talk to her all the time because, seriously, how can anybody top that. Machika is the coolest of the cool kids. No questions asked.

JACK: Jack is also pretty cool. The Doctor is mildly unsettled about people watching his life unfold and still liking him (HE HATES HIMSELF MORE THAN ANYONE/ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE) but it's still really awesome that he has fans!!

Other than that, all the Doctor really knows is that Jack is an adorable little boy, which is enough to make him want to talk to him frequently too. He has a huge soft spot for kids.

NOW TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM. First impressions?

Doctor you should really talk to Leto, you both like people for the same things.

Machika thinks The Doctor is pretty cool! He's fun and got a good sense of humor and didn't scold her for saying she'd punch people for being dumb (because people deserve it if they're being stupid). She is...vaguely reminded of Claire...who was insane and killed people...but The Doctor seems safe enough that he won't do that. They can have lots of fun times and dumb exciting adventures because she said so and camp is boring and she needs something to do besides be sad that Grandfather isn't here. ALSO MACHIKA SOMEHOW ATTRACTS REALLY OLD IMMORTALS so I feel like this bromance is IC.

Jack is mostly being an adorable fanboy over The Doctor and like GOSH YES CAMP IS SO COOL I GET TO MEET THESE PEOPLE. He is also dumb and 12 13 and wants to get inside the TARDIS to check it out and fanboy even more. He got stuck in the FAYZ before the newest season of Doctor Who aired so he has no idea what kind of personality to expect from this Doctor, so besides the general backstory of "he's the Doctor" he's coming in fresh, which is good because then he won't have any bias or what have you. +1 FANBOY.

Uhhh any song associations with The Doctor or any of his newly acquired CR yet?

SEE MY REPLY TO LETO for feelings on that. He is trying to be friends, but FEELINGS.

AND NOT YET. I have a general playlist here so a lot of those apply in general, I think.

Who is Leo's favorite person in camp? NOT COUNTING ELLIOT. Also, who is his least favorite?

THAT'S SO HARD

No okay his favorite person besides Elliot is Robin because he is In Feelings with her. Wendy Watson is very nearly tied with Robin because she's Wendy Watson. HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE, somehow he has avoided antagonistic relationships?

No wait it's totally Jack Vessalius :T For. Reasons of him being Jack Vessalius.

I can't think of questions HOT OR NOT MY CHARACTERS.

First impressions please

FIRST IMPRESSIONS PLEAAASE.

LET ME STAB YOU

BUT I'M A NICE ALIEN

THINGS THAT AREN'T MY PROBLEM

RUDE

LOVE ME

♥

♥!

ALSO WE SHOULD THREAD MORE.

I want your boss lady and your moe.

Things that you will have! WHY ARE WE NOT THREADING ALL THE TIME

First impressions on ZEX and Necoco?

First impressions!

FIRST IMPRESSIONS FOR JOSH?

HEY DOCTOR what do you think of Batgirl?

and my other DC girl, I guess. M'gann M'orzz?

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